Friday, April 18, 2014

imadad3:

firstgaydog:

in pokemon you can battle a cop

you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie

bagelthins:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

bagelthins:

its funny how people in fandoms think theyre comedic geniuses for ruining text posts

"ruining" is giving them a little too much credit

it’s more like they tacked a sticky note that says “butts” to their television and started laughing uncontrollably about ruining the 5 o’clock news report

i appreciate the analogy

(Source: terrakion)

clare-d3-lune:

do musicians have their own music on their iPod as their band name or is it just under ‘me’

franklyrainbows:

I can only apologize.

This guy just needed a hug forever. And ever. And ever.

leonqueerwata:

ok but a slytherin student from some hoity-toity pureblood family becoming ridiculously infatuated with muggle culture

and they just approach some muggleborn gryffindor who’s immediately on guard and waiting for some kind of insult but then the pureblood pulls a fucking nokia flip phone out of their robes and says “ALRIGHT, HOW DO YOU GET THIS TO WORK. I’VE BEEN PRESSING ON THE BUTTONS FOR THE PAST HOUR AND IT HASN’T DONE ANYTHING”

(it needs to be charged)

orlandobloomers:

i remember being in 5th grade and everyone cool had seen napoleon dynamtie like 5 times at the movies and i was pissed because i didnt know who tina was and why she wasnt eating the ham and i didnt know what a liger was and i didnt know why kip ate all the frickin chips .i  just didnt know. 

(Source: prettylittletmi)

ameliap2009:

utsuroichijo:

murasaki-me:

redsuns-n-orangemoons:

shybairnsget-nowt:

americas-liberty:

Students Fed Up With Michelle Obama’s School Lunch Overhaul — Menu-Item Snapshots Spell Out Why

Wow that is depressing. 

okay but is that michelle’s fault for pushing for healtheir lunches or is it school districts’ faults for cutting corner by cutting calories but not making lunch any healthier?

let’s look into it.

^^^Agreed. She is trying. School boards aren’t.

Yeah that looks like some of exactly the same shit they served when I was in highschool but less of it.

Yup. Districts rather give out shitty food instead of spending more money by making it healthier. 

adele-dazeems-cheekbones:

krystal-cage:

Some people were a little confused so I made this.

Good, I thought I was the only one to think this

keepcalm-and-shred-on:

girlveins:

i think about this girl so much through out my day i hope shes happy 

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while

keepcalm-and-shred-on:

girlveins:

i think about this girl so much through out my day i hope shes happy 

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while

(Source: saddeer)

(Source: demonprotection)

nikktheconqueerer:

wake up america

nikktheconqueerer:

wake up america

(Source: dead-moon-california)

Hermione & Crookshanks (requested by anonymous)

indevampire:

i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide

you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.

every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all

(Source: indevan)

Tuesday, April 8, 2014

Sitting in my car, listening to tunes, I like to play this game where I imagine that the band is singing about them killing someone.

It’s the little things in life it really is