how much cum do you think you would need to be able to take a 15 minute shower with?
showerheads flow about 2.5 gallons per minute so a 15 minute shower is 37.5 gallons
average amount of semen per ejaculation is .5 of a teaspoon and 48 teaspoons in a cup. so that’s 96 ejaculations per cup.
16 cups in a gallon
you’d need about 1,536 ejaculations worth
RULES OF FASHION
- you think it’s pretty?
- wear it
i miss getting party bags at the end of parties why dont we still do that party bags were the best part of the party
It was like a reward for being sociable
"I have nothing to wear" = “I can’t find the 5 shirts I wear under the piles of clothes I never wear but refuse to get rid of."
i love how men mock women for being overemotional and then lose their shit over a team losing an over-glorified game of fetch
Because all men like watching sports, obviously, right? You just did what you hate men doing, putting generalizations on a whole gender.
i know i did
irritating, isn’t it?
Damn. Plot twist.
i am 300% sure i will be blogging on christmas
if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me.
three thousand notes later and no one has told me they are attracted to me
I bet you never thou-