in pokemon you can battle a cop
you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie
its funny how people in fandoms think theyre comedic geniuses for ruining text posts
"ruining" is giving them a little too much credit
it’s more like they tacked a sticky note that says “butts” to their television and started laughing uncontrollably about ruining the 5 o’clock news report
i appreciate the analogy
do musicians have their own music on their iPod as their band name or is it just under ‘me’
ok but a slytherin student from some hoity-toity pureblood family becoming ridiculously infatuated with muggle culture
and they just approach some muggleborn gryffindor who’s immediately on guard and waiting for some kind of insult but then the pureblood pulls a fucking nokia flip phone out of their robes and says “ALRIGHT, HOW DO YOU GET THIS TO WORK. I’VE BEEN PRESSING ON THE BUTTONS FOR THE PAST HOUR AND IT HASN’T DONE ANYTHING”
(it needs to be charged)
i remember being in 5th grade and everyone cool had seen napoleon dynamtie like 5 times at the movies and i was pissed because i didnt know who tina was and why she wasnt eating the ham and i didnt know what a liger was and i didnt know why kip ate all the frickin chips .i just didnt know.
i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide
you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.
every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all
Sitting in my car, listening to tunes, I like to play this game where I imagine that the band is singing about them killing someone.
It’s the little things in life it really is